spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
what a fucking loser
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
THAT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL OMGi laughed for like a century about it
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
I can’t breathe
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGWHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG